I Would Like Food With Sauce
Scene: chinese restaurant – one patron, one appetizer, one hot sauce.
Patron: “This [hot] sauce is spicy, do you have a sauce like this one but not spicy.”
Server: “That’s a chile sauce so unfortunately it only comes in spicy.”
Patron: “Well, I’ll have another kind of sauce then.”
Server: “Um, like what kind of sauce? “
Patron: “Like… a sauce. Another kind of sauce.”
Server: “We have soy sauce?”
Patron: “No, like, a sauce. I want a sauce.”
[spoiler conclusion: lady ultimately surrenders to saucelessness]