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I think she had some “adult beverage”

I think she had some “adult beverage”

There is a lady on the other side of the dining room eating lunch with a few of her friends. An Aretha song comes on the radio and she instantly jumps up out of her chair and, at the literal top of her lungs, starts belting out the song along with Ms Franklin. Her friends simultaneously shout “NOOOOO” in horror and dive on her to pull her back in her chair. She is quiet for awhile until the chorus comes on, then she immediately jumps back up again and sings along at full volume. Her friends are screaming and mortified, “people are trying to eat here.”

I wanted to tell her to ignore her friends and sing wherever she damn well pleases but probably the other patrons might not have appreciated that.

10/10 best probably-drunk lady I have eaten in proximity to