I eat out on my lunch break a couple times a week.  I primarily use my lunch hour to read books and drink unlimited quantities of tea, so I tend to seek out quiet restaurants.  The downside of this is that if another table is bad at using their “inside voice,” I get ringside seats to their show.  I don’t think that I am a nosy person, but I am human.  If someone is loudly advertising that they are a trainwreck, I can’t help but listen.

Since I am also kinda a bad person, I thought it would be funny to start sharing the best/worst of them.  And thus, this site was born.

Although the details and exact verbiage might be vague or modified slightly for privacy/anonymity, ALL THESE STORIES LEGIT 100% TRUEFACTS.

And, really folks, if you don’t want me knowin’ about your sex life maybe don’t talk about it at full volume over your caesar salad.