No, it’s the children who are wrong.
The young man with the backwards cap and sunglasses in the booth next to me is squatting on his seat while he eats his pizza and chats with his ladyfriend.
He looks like some sort of dudebro gargoyle.
I don’t really have a story or conversation to add to that because I think it’s sufficiently weird on its own. WHO EATS LIKE THAT IN A RESTAURANT.