Scene: chinese restaurant – one patron, one appetizer, one hot sauce.

Patron: “This [hot] sauce is spicy, do you have a  sauce like this one but not spicy.”

Server: “That’s a chile sauce so unfortunately it only comes in spicy.”

Patron: “Well, I’ll have another kind of sauce then.”

Server: “Um, like what kind of sauce? “

Patron: “Like… a sauce.  Another kind of sauce.”

Server: “We have soy sauce?”

Patron: “No, like, a sauce.  I want a sauce.”

[spoiler conclusion: lady ultimately surrenders to saucelessness]